Kid lost his first tooth. I mean, he lost it. He probably swallowed it. What are you gonna do.

“Are you going to tell the Tooth Fairy?”

“Yeah, I’ll send her an email.”

“How do fairies email? They’re TINY!!!”

“They have tiny phones they can check.”

He accepted this. “What does the Tooth Fairy do with all the teeth?”

Me, solemnly: “We don’t know. That’s Fairy Business.”