I was trying to get my two-year-old to smell some of the basil plants for sale outside the grocery store when a dude walked up, stood in the middle of the driving lane for the parking lot, and asked, “Are you a sniffer, too?”
I probably made some polite noncommittal noise.
“I’m from California, and when you walked down the street there, it was like, nothing. Here, when you walk down the street, it almost stinks with all the flowers!”
“Oh, yeah!” I agree, pushing the stroller along its way.
I wonder what part of California he’s from.
Maybe the valley.