Per request, I’ve covered the cold truths about ice cream (hahahahaha) with these definitive ice cream power rankings. Eating ice cream every night for a couple of months has prepared me for just such an undertaking.
I can, and will defend these positions if necessary.
- Peanut butter cup
- Cookie dough
- Salted caramel
- Cookies and cream
- Mint chocolate chip
- Chocolate w/ brownie chunks
- Vanilla/chocolate swirl
- Chocolate cherry
- Caramel praline
- Tin roof sundae
- Fudge ripple
- Peanut butter swirl
- Pistachio gelato
- [Berry] crisp
- [Fruit] cheesecake
GTFO: rum raisin, rocky road.
Please opine in the comments if so moved.
GUYS ALSO I’m having a contest next week (edit: not next week, the week before RollerCon. Geez, the way people talk about it you’d think it started tomorrow) for people who are not going to RollerCon, so stay tuned. If you are going to RollerCon, stay safe. Two copies of Roller Derby for Beginners are headed to Las Vegas right this moment for the charity raffle, so be sure to talk it up around the watercooler for your old pal Frisky.
“Have you heard of Roller Derby for Beginners?”
“What is that, a book for people who are new to roller derby?”
“Yes, but so much more. I heard Roller Derby for Beginners is going to be totally naked for every challenge bout.”
“Is that allowed?”
“I hear Roller Derby for Beginners has a full bar in its room that it brought in the trunk of its convertible all Fear and Loathing style.”
“Wow, no way!”
“They say Roller Derby for Beginners started and shut down the pre-pre-pool party.”
“I didn’t even know there was one.”
“What you don’t know could fill a book, newbie.”