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Not all of us are going to RollerCon. Maybe you can’t afford it, or you have other responsibilities, or you just don’t feel like going to Las Vegas in July. Or you don’t prefer not to. All fair and valid life choices. However, I think the rest of us should have some fun—just like last […]

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I’m over bingo, everyone. I tried to make jokes. It wasn’t working. So! Send me your pictures of you watching derby! It’s like Cats of WFTDA, but much more inclusive. Send me a picture of your pizza in front of the laptop. Or your watch party. Or your live view. Or your selfies with Kanye […]

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It’s a longstanding tradition for me to grouse about how much fun other people are having at RollerCon. What Happens In Vegas leaks out all over your stupid Facebook feed. Maybe a better person would be happy for their friends, but not me! I’m a regular, jealous person who’s greedy for fun. So. Not all […]

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Per request, I’ve covered the cold truths about ice cream (hahahahaha) with these definitive ice cream power rankings. Eating ice cream every night for a couple of months has prepared me for just such an undertaking. I can, and will defend these positions if necessary. Peanut butter cup Cookie dough Salted caramel Cookies and cream Mint chocolate […]

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I’ve said it many times: Roller derby is hard. Yes, it looks hard, but it’s even harder than it looks. Roller skating is tough enough without run away from people who are trying to knock you over. And all that starting and stopping? There’s a reason why people bang into the wall at the rink. […]

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As we continue to celebrate the release of Roller Derby for Beginners, today we have a SISU mouth guard to give away. Thanks, SISU! In the book, I talk about making goals, and then tailoring your work to meet those goals. Lots of skaters think that more is more: that they can’t possibly miss any […]

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Happy Halloween! Welcome once again to the Frisky Power Rankings, where I rank women’s flat track roller derby according to my whims/in-depth knowledge. There haven’t been many games with the teams on this list since October 1st, but there has been some activity. Urrk’n Jerk’n joined Denver Roller Dolls, and Sandrine Rangeon joined Windy City. As […]

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Hey ya’ll! Just for Friday funsies, I’m giving away a copy of my upcoming book, Roller Derby for Beginners, to one of you kids who is NOT at Rollercon right now. If you’re at Rollercon, please get off the internet and go jump in a pool or do some pantless dancing or something. All you […]

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Hey guys! It’s time to give something away for free! One of you will win your very own Roller Mana-tee shirt from our buddies over at Wicked Skatewear. Your friends are gonna be so jealous. All you have to do is comment below on what you’d like to read about more here. For example: Specific […]

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Happy Halloween! I hope it’s scary, or fun, or that you’re not in bed trying to fight off a bug before your vacation. (Oh wait – that’s me! Good luck, me. Someone bring juice.) Today we’re giving away another $10 gift certificate to Wicked Skatewear. All you have to do is comment on this thread […]

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